Until you don’t come back for second/third helpings… “Why aren’t you eating?” “I did eat, Ma! I’m so full!” “You don’t like my cooking?” “What? Of course I do, I just ate 6 pounds of spaghetti” “Are you on a diet? You look fine!” “Fine! I’ll eat more spaghetti, ma.”
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.
oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?
north florida is yes. The rest is not.
I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍
Um. This is so wrong.
You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.
clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas
That last one is so true
There should be a 200 mile diameter circle for Detroit. Nobody tells their friends they’re from Farmington Hills, they say Detroit, because its easier, and they’ll be more afraid of you.
male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards
i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.
Hi I’m a straight dude who can sing, I’ve never heard this song tho, how serious are you? I’m a ridiculous fucking person, I’ll do the damn thing.
