i liked your post cause i like you
Oh, is that how it works? Well then…
*like like like like like like like like*
June 2013
46 posts
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
Maybe im weird but I sing, and I will sing a thing for anyone at anytime often without them asking. I fuckin love singing.
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how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You…
Walk up in the club like “what up? I got a big feeling to share with you, because you’re awesome and so am I and we should make the most of this.”
WELL IT’S GONNA BE THE FUTURE SOON,
AND I WON’T ALWAYS BE THIS WAY,
WHEN THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME WEAK AND STRANGE GET ENGINEERED AWAY
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers,
my struggle is realMy life.
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
I’ve found my people!
Almost every girl I’ve ever dated.
If a director wanted to make a horror movie specifically to scare me the murderer entity would wield a weed whacker and all the victims just happen to be wearing shorts and sandals.
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Attn: modified followers
Tell me about your mods! I want to know more about you. And I’m drinking and its a fun subject for everyone.
TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM
Motherfucker I love every ounce of my fat ass.
5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
THIS IS THE BEST DO IT PLEASE
So this is f words hilarious.
if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
Not an animal? ^
Piece of shit? ^
Friendly reminder that with one click, you can:
- Give free food to the hungry.
- Help get a woman in need get a free mammogram.
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Go forth, my lovelies!
Newest Daily Reminders!
“Dear Prime Minister, You have done a great favour to us today, of which you are not aware. I’ve seen a Galatasaray (football team) fan picking up a Fenerbahçe (another football team) fan off of the street who fell against the police, to whom you have ordered to kill. I’ve seen students sharing their water and bread with each other; Kurds and Turks walking hand in hand. I’ve seen women, whom you call whores, coming out of the brothel to give lemons and water to those who were injured. I’ve seen people, whom you call transvestites, opening their hotel rooms for refuge; I’ve seen lawyers and doctors sharing their phones, medical students responding in emergencies. I’ve seen elderly ladies giving out clothes soaked in vinegar. I’ve seen shopkeepers sharing their wireless network passwords, hotel owners taking injured in to their lobbies. I’ve seen a bus driver blocking the road to prevent the panzer from entering. I’ve seen pharmacists opening their shops at night. And rest assured, tonight our eyes were filled with tears not because of the teargas you ordered to be fired but because of pride.”
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Open letter from the Turkish citizens to the prime minister.
(via careful-sweetheart)
I don’t have a lot of followers. I don’t particularly want to change that fact, but I digress; Few enough that I notice when one disappears.
I just feel the need to make a public note that the only time I have ever lost a follower happened after I posted two posts regarding gender equality/feminism in a row. I (obviously) don’t spam up your collective dashboard with 1000 reblogs a day - in fact, my blog has fewer lifetime posts than some people make in a day.
Why is it that feminism scared someone off? *Who* is it that was scared off? I know that this afternoon I had one more follower than I do this evening, but it was not someone whose presence was noticeable.
My only real point in bringing this up is to point out that I’m glad they left. I don’t want to have ties to people that live in a fantasy world where feminism isn’t necessary.
If you’re still reading this, I’m sure you get that by now. I appreciate each of you in different ways for different reasons, and I appreciate that my first -1 was an increase in quality for my blog.
Quietly Creeping: Men's rights activists fight for their freedom to make rape jokes on Facebook →
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(The Daily Dot) - Last week, Facebook defied all expectations and announced a groundbreaking new policy change in its stance regarding gender-based hate speech. The move promises an overhaul of current community guidelines and increased training for Facebook staff, but it comes only after a campaign to alert advertisers and the media to the prevalence of violent images and themes on Facebook, which often skate through censors because they appear on “humor” pages.
But not everyone is happy about the change—particularly men’s rights activists (MRAs), who claim that Facebook is giving in to a feminist threat. At MRA hub A Voice for Men (AVFM), founder Paul Elam declared that the changes were part of a sweeping feminist agenda to “ensure that their narrative is the only one allowed.”
The “narrative” in question refers to Women, Action, and the Media’s request that Facebook stop protecting “humorous” Facebook communities that actively promote violence against women.
Like this one:
Why? Because MRA websites, including A Voice for Men, have often featured images of bruised and bloodied abuse victims, often with a jokey (or not-so-jokey) caption implying that the women deserve it. The post “If You See Jezebel in the Road, Run That Bitch Down,” for example, originally ran with an image of a woman with a black eye (trigger warning: domestic abuse) and the caption “Maybe she DID have it coming.”
The MRAs are trying to make this about “free speech” what they don’t understand is that free speech only protects you from the government.
Free speech does not equal social entitlement.
I am against this, it’s still a form of humor. Jokes are not meant to be taken seriously, otherwise please, GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. Don’t censor people just because they post things you don’t find funny or are in agreeance with. These same people do not go out of their way to ban political rants or pictures in favor of gay rights or any other fucking ideal you cling to. Go to hell, you fucking Nazi’s
Please explain to me who would actually find them funny?
You don’t like Nazis on FB? IT’S BUCUZ UR A NAZI. Seriously, how does math on that one, that challenging oppression equals a regime whose purpose was actual genocide? Oh, because you don’t like to act like an adult and consider the consequences of your words and how they can have tangible effects? Sorry, not sorry.
^ she said all of the things. Fuck avfm.
grrrlfromichigan:
PIERCINGS ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS
Healing my 2g conch right now with no problem. Sorry about your luck :/
Raging over people with wrong answers to logic/arithmetic questions on okcupid.
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE
m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging
Judgemental eyebrow raise
May 2013
47 posts
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Is that what that means? :|
Reblog this and I will look at your blog and then describe you like a character in a book
I’m not like stopping at 1,000. I will do every single reblog. If I like you enough you may get a short story.
