i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
Maybe im weird but I sing, and I will sing a thing for anyone at anytime often without them asking. I fuckin love singing.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You…
Walk up in the club like “what up? I got a big feeling to share with you, because you’re awesome and so am I and we should make the most of this.”
WELL IT’S GONNA BE THE FUTURE SOON,
AND I WON’T ALWAYS BE THIS WAY,
WHEN THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME WEAK AND STRANGE GET ENGINEERED AWAY
i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers,
my struggle is realMy life.
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
I’ve found my people!
Almost every girl I’ve ever dated.
I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
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